hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
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Patrick - 19 - I'm lame ~~~~~side~bloggggg~~~~~
“you dont look gay” yeah well i dont suck dick for the fashion
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hellowritersblock-deactivated20 asked:
Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune...
thebluths Answer:
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them first…
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i love everything rolf says
anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks
not once in the films
do you think that’s a coincidence
not on your life buddy
anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will
he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword
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